I'm really into asian looking animals
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
How's work?
Spinning.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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