And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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