You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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