i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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