last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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