how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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