arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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