Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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