uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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