Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
