Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
birth control should be required to get into college
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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