I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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