I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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