:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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