I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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