Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
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The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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