Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
you had me at cake vodka
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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