At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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