Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
