The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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