so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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