Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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