Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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