would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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