There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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