didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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