He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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