found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
why does every cop we meet know your name?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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