i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
