Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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