I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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