i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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