I feel like abortions should bother me more
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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