HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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