one two three fourrrrnication!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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