i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize