i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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