butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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