shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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