spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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