Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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