I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think people are normalizing furries
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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