I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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