he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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