absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
