I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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