He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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