We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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