Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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