Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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