Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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