I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I want to be your penis for a week.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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