Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
