I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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